Thanks for the Jack O'lanterns
Here are some pumpkin jokes for you. Bad ones, of course.
How do you mend a broken Jack O'lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why do Jack O'lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
What did one Jack O'lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash
2 comments:
Bug, your pumpkin is the best. You're the only one who figured out the curve technique. That's so Martha.
Well...I'll have to credit my husband to the curve technique...but it was soo much fun I could do it all day!
Although...I didn't mean BIRTHDAY..I meant HALLOWEEN to Jeffrey...I'm such a scatterbrain!
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