The women of Walmart

Natalie and I went to the Walmart SuperCenter in Elkton to pick up a few things for our upcoming annual Gentry family vacation in Emerald Isle on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. [More on that later]

I tell you, the Walmart SuperCenter at 1 in the morning in the summertime is a sight to behold. I generally love it because the people-watching can be so entertaining. Tonight was especially ripe with notable freaks. I wish I had taken the camera because I need help identifying some of what we saw.

Granted. I can be strange at times. I've had my hair in a Mohawk, one side shaved the other with hair, multiple piercing in my ears, tattoo, spikes, chains on my black engineer boots.... You name it, I did it. But shit, these people aren't even trying to be freaks and they're doing a better job of it than I did -- especially some of the women. I really try hard not to judge people. (pause, pause, and now, here comes the BUT) .... But I swear I just saw some of these same people on one of those advertisements for a Jerry Springer Pay-per-View episode -- My mama slept with my boyfriend and I slept with his dad.

Nasssssty with a capital assssss.