New couple seeks director for 'amateur' movie

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are married.
I say eight months and one "stolen" sex tape that makes millions of dollars later, they'll announce their amicable split due to irreconcilable differences.
Here's some extra info if you're interested:

• Lots of famous people have been caught in the act.
• Pamela's official Web site diary.
• Robert Ritchie's, aka Kid Rock's, official Web site.
• Here's a People Magazine photo gallery of the couple.