Seriously.... you're just gonna sleep in it later
Ten questions I've asked myself since my wife, Natalie, has been out of town at a convention:
- How full of holes is too many holes before you have to throw the underwear away?
- If you're going to sleep in the same bed later that night, why make it in the morning?
- What's the point of dirtying a glass when you're the only one drinking out of the container?
- Ditto on the leftover pasta salad -- what's wrong with eating straight out of the giant Tupperware bowl?
- As far as that goes, what's wrong with just leaving the spoon sealed in the bowl for later?
- Exactly how brown can a plant get before there is no chance you can revive it?
- If the phone rings and it's your mother-in-law, do you have to answer it?
- If your mother-in-law knocks on the door, is it wrong to splay yourself flat on the floor and crawl beneath the windows unseen?
- What was that thing she told me to make sure I did while she was gone?
- Can all this porn I'm downloading be traced?
5 comments:
1. depends...how big are the holes?
2. so the cat won't track litter into it
3. no point at all, you can't give yourself cooties
4. ^see above
5. you use a spoon? I figured you for a "eat with your hands" kinda guy
6. why revive? buy a new one the day before she gets home
7. um, hello? what is an answering machine for, if not for screening your calls?
8. if you had screened your calls, you'd have known she was coming over
9. flowers will fix that
10. yes...and so can the mass quantity purchases of Altoids
This was fun!!
I'm glad Canal Day turned out to be a nice a day for you. I didn't go for the first time in years!
Why not? ...
ewww ... bunnies defecating like flies... never again
you forgot this one....
11. Can I pay cash for my couch time, so she won't find out.
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