Bobbleheads are perverts

I've decided to keep, at least through this coming weekend, the Mr. Magoo and Edgar Allan Poe bobbleheads I kidnapped from the desks of a couple of co-workers. Actually, they kind of said they wanted to stay, at least through Canal Day. Bobbleheads are perverts, I tell you. They keep asking if Jenna Jameson is coming to Canal Day.